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English lessons by pirate & crash & harver!

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We are speaking only English here. Are you ready to be owned?

Комментарии — 239

  • Silver15.03.2011, 22:28#
    Crash, I love you!
    • crhtw15.03.2011, 22:34#
      me2, u r so funny:D
      • Silver15.03.2011, 22:35#
        Thanks, you're the best sex partner I have ever had!
        • pika111315.03.2011, 22:36#
          hahaha very nice topic :) sex boys AEE
        • crhtw15.03.2011, 22:37#
          lol? we never had sex. i hope, that tomorrow we'll do that.
        • vld15.03.2011, 22:38#
          You pederasts
          • Silver15.03.2011, 22:38#
            It's not English School fat boy
            • crhtw15.03.2011, 22:39#
              fat? noooo, little dwarf:D
              • Silver15.03.2011, 22:40#
                Ahahaha)) Dwarf) Fat dwarf
                • crhtw15.03.2011, 22:41#
                  no,no. THIN DWARF!
              • vld15.03.2011, 22:41#
                not ridiculous, crash
                • crhtw15.03.2011, 22:41#
                  but it's true :(
            • vld15.03.2011, 22:40#
              Look in translate.ru, debil
    • elg_temka15.03.2011, 22:45#
      Silver i love you
  • SlyFox15.03.2011, 22:35#
    явно оба дебила
    • minqQa15.03.2011, 22:36#
      :D
    • Silver15.03.2011, 22:37#
      Oh no, sly fox! You are piece of chicken shit! Don't enter in our topic! Only English
      • SlyFox15.03.2011, 22:39#
        white халат плачет по тебе
        • Silver15.03.2011, 22:40#
          Okey fox
        • crhtw15.03.2011, 22:42#
          You taught German at school?
          • Ocean16.03.2011, 10:40#
            GERMABN HAHAHAH VOT ETO PHAIL
  • pika111315.03.2011, 22:36#
    How are you?
    • Silver15.03.2011, 22:37#
      Fine, and you?
    • crhtw15.03.2011, 22:37#
      easy question, fine, u?
  • Canvas15.03.2011, 22:39#
    GOOGLE TRANSLATE xD
  • fATAL15.03.2011, 22:40#
    I don't understand to what this topic? Probably it nothing you? I here don't understand even if it is a trick :)
    • Silver15.03.2011, 22:42#
      Sex instructors crash and me wanna give you some lessons
      • fATAL15.03.2011, 22:46#
        wow .... Давай поговорим о более приятном… как ты относишься к сучке луне которая приблизится к земле девятнадцатого мар
  • elg_temka15.03.2011, 22:41#
    you stupid sooqa :D
    • crhtw15.03.2011, 22:41#
      good english, bro.
      • fATAL15.03.2011, 22:42#
        ZADROT EBANIY
        • vld15.03.2011, 22:42#
          on sidit na translate ru, i viebivaetsya poznaniyami angliskogo
          • fATAL15.03.2011, 22:43#
            kto?
          • Silver15.03.2011, 22:43#
            No, me and crash don't use this website. We know English
          • crhtw15.03.2011, 22:43#
            YOUR TEARS DON'T FALL!
            • vld15.03.2011, 22:44#
              poshel nahui po russkiy
              • crhtw15.03.2011, 22:45#
                don't cry, my young brother.
                • Silver15.03.2011, 22:46#
                  No no Don't cry Small cock Ahaha
  • sw1t15.03.2011, 22:43#
    ich habe bleibe die gerugen
    • crhtw15.03.2011, 22:44#
      ich bin dubin.
      • sw1t15.03.2011, 22:45#
        dumm по моему
        • Silver15.03.2011, 22:46#
          Suck please
        • crhtw15.03.2011, 22:46#
          i don't remember, i taught german 5 years ago.
          • fATAL15.03.2011, 22:48#
            Crash... I thought to you it is necessary to go to be cooled, and that you bear what that delirium… You love an anal penalty?
            • crhtw15.03.2011, 22:50#
              only if pirate's cock gets into my anal:D
              • fATAL15.03.2011, 22:52#
                wuahahahah Where to be a cock of the pirate? It seems to me it is necessary to call to the aid the black lord? It won't consult without it and you as think?
  • elg_temka15.03.2011, 22:44#
    what?
  • elg_temka15.03.2011, 22:44#
    PIZDABOL
  • crhtw15.03.2011, 22:52#
    ten minutes later, i'm going to watch my favorite tv show.
  • e_k15.03.2011, 22:52#
    author is stupid scoutboy?
    • crhtw15.03.2011, 22:53#
      u r right:D i agree with u.
  • e2irl15.03.2011, 22:52#
    Who knows english mat? Besides of dick, bitch?
  • sw1t15.03.2011, 22:53#
    There they go, back in stadiums as Shady spits his flow Nuts they go, macadamian and they go so balistic whoa He can make them look like bozos hes wonderin if he should spit this slow Fuck no, go for broke, his cup just runneth over oh no He aint had a buzz like this since the last time he overdosed They've been waiting patiently for pinnochio to poke his nose Back into the game and they know, rap will never be the same as before Bashin into the brains of these hoes, and establishin a name as he goes The passion and the flame is ignited, you cant put it out once we light it This shit is exactly what the fuck that I'm talking about when we riot You dealin with a few true villians Whose staying inside of the booth truth spillin, And spit true feelings until our tooth fillings Come flying up out of our mouths now rewind it Payback muthafucka for the way that you got at me Hows it taste? when I slap the taste Out of your mouth with the bass so loud that it shakes the place I'm, hannibal lecter so just incase you was thinkin of savin face You aint gonna have no face to save by the time I'm through with this place so Drake
    • fATAL15.03.2011, 22:55#
      I've paid my dues Time after time I've done my sentence But committed no crime And bad mistakes I've made a few I've had my share of sand Kicked in my face But I've come through And I need to go on and on and on and on We are the champions — my friend And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers Cause we are the champions of the world I've taken my bows And my curtain calls You've bought me fame and fortune And everything that goes with it I thank you all But it's been no bed of roses no pleasure cruise I consider it a challenge before the whole human race And I ain't gonna lose And I need to go on and on and on and on We are the champions — my friend And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers ‘Cause we are the champions of the world We are the champions — my friend And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers Cause we are the champions
    • sw1t15.03.2011, 22:55#
      считай как скороговорка куплет еминема в одной из песен хуй зачитаешь)
  • harver15.03.2011, 22:53#
    бля 1 хер вы самозаовнитесь, я победю( 8
    • crhtw15.03.2011, 22:56#
      expert of the english language came to us? good bye, i go to sleep.
      • Cool-T15.03.2011, 22:58#
        ur already make more then ten mistakes in your english :D u always miss «to be» in right form in ur sentences
        • Cool-T15.03.2011, 22:58#
          so obviusli to guess that harver is winner :D
          • Cool-T15.03.2011, 22:59#
            obviusly*
            • Cool-T15.03.2011, 22:59#
              obviously GOD DAMN
              • crhtw15.03.2011, 23:00#
                :DD
              • Cool-T15.03.2011, 23:00#
                какое не очевидное очевидное слово
        • crhtw15.03.2011, 22:59#
          i taught english during 3 years at school, sry :(
  • Cleric15.03.2011, 22:54#
    ouuu you touch my tralala
  • Silver15.03.2011, 22:59#
    One moment My love is writing me) Afk)
    • crhtw15.03.2011, 23:02#
      don't come back, freak. u r create stupid topic and afk, good.
    • Megan15.03.2011, 23:02#
      ohhhh!!! Who is it?!
      • crhtw15.03.2011, 23:03#
        it's not me :(
        • Megan15.03.2011, 23:05#
          What a shame, but I'd been wondering
  • Megan15.03.2011, 23:02#
    Egor has learned to use a translator?
    • miha68715.03.2011, 23:04#
      *Has Egor learnt how to use translation progrs?
      • Megan15.03.2011, 23:05#
        And so come down
    • Silver15.03.2011, 23:05#
      No, I use my skill… I know English not bad
      • Megan15.03.2011, 23:06#
        Perhaps, you're so much hurt on me? =D
        • Silver15.03.2011, 23:11#
          Waiting for a moment, when angry dogs fuck you in your dirty ass.
      • indeus15.03.2011, 23:17#
        only you think so
  • TuZz15.03.2011, 23:03#
    oh… I'm dont speak English, sorry My English very bad uderstand?
  • Holly_UndeaDjw15.03.2011, 23:03#
    fuckoff bitches :PpPpppPPPpp hahahhahhahah
  • 42xp15.03.2011, 23:04#
    I shit on you frog H@H@H@H
  • Megan15.03.2011, 23:07#
    Let's talk in Chinese = D
  • vodokanal15.03.2011, 23:07#
    Let me speak from my heart in english
    • crhtw15.03.2011, 23:08#
      come on.
    • Megan15.03.2011, 23:08#
      Of course, any number of
      • vodokanal15.03.2011, 23:10#
        Well having a dual citizenship is quite a contrary situation here in Russia, because the «voenkomat» doesnt give a shit if i have a US passport or not, they still want me in Red Army. That's why i've decided to have an «otkos»
        • crhtw15.03.2011, 23:11#
          lol
          • vodokanal15.03.2011, 23:11#
            very informative comment comrade
            • crhtw15.03.2011, 23:14#
              i'm wathing tv, lazy to write much.
  • HEPB15.03.2011, 23:08#
    Author crane =Ъ
  • denys15.03.2011, 23:09#
    fuck mazafuck oh shet, fuck you hello have are you?
  • dyak0n15.03.2011, 23:15#
    rotebal — true english
  • vodokanal15.03.2011, 23:17#
  • e2irl15.03.2011, 23:20#
    你們都是傻瓜!
    • can34ka15.03.2011, 23:22#
      אקסלנט ידיעת השפה הסינית!
      • e2irl15.03.2011, 23:25#
        ??آپ کا شکریہ، اور آپ کو ایک یہودی کی ہو؟
    • Silver15.03.2011, 23:26#
      Bool story cro!
  • denys15.03.2011, 23:21#
    лавю)
    • Silver15.03.2011, 23:27#
      Me too I wanna fuck you
  • TuZz15.03.2011, 23:27#
    i think chto piratu nechem zanyatsya, a topik dlya nabivaniya karmi
    • Silver15.03.2011, 23:30#
      I think a have a lot of karma. I fuck you tuzz
      • TuZz15.03.2011, 23:33#
        I fuck you mouth stupid pig D:
  • rGh15.03.2011, 23:35#
    ватафака мазафака сука блеать
  • sunstrike15.03.2011, 23:38#
    WHY U SO SERIOUS?
    • Silver15.03.2011, 23:40#
      I wanna fuck you in your biggest ass
      • sunstrike15.03.2011, 23:41#
        u are an idiot, little stupid bitch
      • crhtw15.03.2011, 23:51#
        not biggest, the biggest!
  • Megan15.03.2011, 23:52#
    Have sex with a mop =D
    • vodokanal15.03.2011, 23:54#
      It's only good for cleaning out horse shit out of the stables. Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
      • Megan15.03.2011, 23:54#
        Why should I pursue? This could end badly for you
        • vodokanal15.03.2011, 23:55#
          There's no such word as «badly», it's like saying «ихние» in Russian
          • Megan15.03.2011, 23:57#
            It is sad that your context is so weak. It was not a bad thing.
            • vodokanal16.03.2011, 00:00#
              Well, i din't catch that particular figure of speech of yours. peace.
    • Silver15.03.2011, 23:57#
      Mops :D
  • SlyFox15.03.2011, 23:54#
    debili tupie uderstand? =D
    • Megan15.03.2011, 23:55#
      Sly! This miracle is offended at me
      • SlyFox15.03.2011, 23:56#
        я ничего не понимаю, да и жестко болею
  • SiX16.03.2011, 00:18#
    do I badly understand for English if that will remedy me?
    • Silver16.03.2011, 01:10#
      Yes, you do :) May I fuck you in your dirty ass?
      • crhtw16.03.2011, 01:24#
        why always DIRTY ass? why not clean?
  • LigHt1k16.03.2011, 01:22#
    Suck you crashjke.
    • crhtw16.03.2011, 01:23#
      sick joke, guy.
      • LigHt1k16.03.2011, 01:24#
        Suck you crashjke.
      • harver16.03.2011, 01:27#
        тыже слился спать испугавшись словесного поединка на буржуйском языке со мной( 8
        • crhtw16.03.2011, 01:28#
          i woke up too early:D
          • harver16.03.2011, 01:32#
            omg? u'r my god? u'r english is very well, u'r must studing it in famous russian inctitute? :D :D :D :D :D :D
            • crhtw16.03.2011, 01:34#
              nice joke:D
            • harver16.03.2011, 01:48#
              I knew that such expert as u'll appreciate it. u'r realy my idol( 8
              • harver16.03.2011, 01:49#
                бля промахнулся коментом, это тебе гуру языковединя(8
              • crhtw16.03.2011, 01:50#
                ty!
                • harver16.03.2011, 01:53#
                  np, any time i'm ready to cheer you up flattery( 8
                  • crhtw16.03.2011, 01:55#
                    ok, i'll know.
                    • harver16.03.2011, 01:58#
                      goooooood boy +1 in my rating bpotw( 8
                      • crhtw16.03.2011, 01:59#
                        bpotw? what is it?:D
                        • Silver16.03.2011, 02:02#
                          Harver is extremely sexy man, I am his fan so I wanna be fucked by harver
                          • crhtw16.03.2011, 02:04#
                            i am gonna sleep, good bye, guys.
                            SEE YOU SOON WELCOME BACK
                            • Silver16.03.2011, 02:07#
                              Nooooo, stay with me, dear) You're the best)
                              • crhtw16.03.2011, 02:08#
                                no, i can't. head pain attack me.
                          • harver16.03.2011, 02:15#
                            any time sweeeety( 8
                        • harver16.03.2011, 02:15#
                          best people in the world( 8
                          • Silver16.03.2011, 02:20#
                            Harver, we're cool, aren't it dear?)
                            • harver16.03.2011, 02:23#
                              absolutly sweety( 8
                              • Silver16.03.2011, 02:24#
                                Harver, I love you soooooo much) You're really nice man) 11 years xD
                                • harver16.03.2011, 02:27#
                                  ohhh im sorry, im understand what mean 11 years(
                                  • Silver16.03.2011, 02:31#
                                    Darling, I want to go asleep. I'll write you tomorrow :*
                          • Silver16.03.2011, 02:21#
                            We can speak English not bad, while the other part of www.live-cs.ru can only suck my dirty balls
                          • crhtw16.03.2011, 08:46#
                            oooh, ty.
        • LigHt1k16.03.2011, 01:29#
          медведи спят зимой. :(
  • kz16.03.2011, 01:28#
    2 DEBILA ETO SILA
    • crhtw16.03.2011, 01:29#
      go away.
      • kz16.03.2011, 01:29#
        нахуй иди
        • crhtw16.03.2011, 01:30#
          ok, np.
          • kz16.03.2011, 01:31#
            нaхуй иди
            • crhtw16.03.2011, 01:32#
              hello, how r u??
              • LigHt1k16.03.2011, 01:32#
                нaхуй иди
                • crhtw16.03.2011, 01:32#
                  your sister drive on my cock, sorry.
                  • LigHt1k16.03.2011, 01:33#
                    o_O мудак совсем?
                    • crhtw16.03.2011, 01:34#
                      yeah, u r right!
                      • LigHt1k16.03.2011, 01:35#
                        нaхуй иди
                        • crhtw16.03.2011, 01:36#
                          cry, cry, cry :(
                          • LigHt1k16.03.2011, 01:37#
                            нaхуй иди.
                            • crhtw16.03.2011, 01:37#
                              stop talking pls.
                              • LigHt1k16.03.2011, 01:38#
                                нaхуй иди. можешь вместо пожалуйста, пососать =]
                                • crhtw16.03.2011, 01:38#
                                  very funny, rly.
                                  • LigHt1k16.03.2011, 01:39#
                                    нaхуй иди. реально :O
                                    • crhtw16.03.2011, 01:40#
                                      something new, pls. SO BORING!
                                      • Silver16.03.2011, 02:04#
                                        Crash, you're fantastic) Your English is improving on my eyes! It's amazing! I'm very proud of you, my dear friend. I love you sooooo much crash)
                                        • crhtw16.03.2011, 02:07#
                                          i have a headache, SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP. tomorrow i'll fuck you.
                                          • Silver16.03.2011, 02:08#
                                            With great pleasure I'll take your dick in my mouse!
                                            • crhtw16.03.2011, 02:10#
                                              GREAAAAAAAAAT!
                                              • Silver16.03.2011, 02:11#
                                                There is an information, that your dick smells like my shit
              • kz16.03.2011, 01:32#
                нахyй иди
                • crhtw16.03.2011, 01:33#
                  where is it?
                  • kz16.03.2011, 01:33#
                    нaхуй иди
                    • crhtw16.03.2011, 01:35#
                      i know u want me, u now i want cha.
                      • kz16.03.2011, 01:36#
                        наxуй иди
                        • crhtw16.03.2011, 01:36#
                          I can’t feel your halo halo halo I can see your halo halo halo I can feel your halo halo halo I can see your halo halo halo
                          • kz16.03.2011, 01:37#
                            наxyй иди
                            • crhtw16.03.2011, 01:38#
                              one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
                              • LigHt1k16.03.2011, 01:38#
                                наxyй иди
                              • kz16.03.2011, 01:39#
                                нaxyй иди
  • promotive16.03.2011, 01:29#
    syki,polu4aetca mne suda nel'za?
  • hYSTERIA16.03.2011, 01:47#
    i think that ur english is so low, like ur grandpa's balls, ofc im joking now :P
    • hYSTERIA16.03.2011, 01:50#
      jokes at 1:47 pm smells like nigga's asshole, or, maybe, bitchezzz pussy, big black pussy
  • azazeL16.03.2011, 02:11#
    — Hi! I from Russia. And you? - I from France. - Pizdish. - Chestnoe slovo
    • Silver16.03.2011, 02:22#
      Hi, baby! How are you?) Take a part in our discussion)
    • atti16.03.2011, 12:49#
      1-Where are you from? 2-Im Kenya, And you? 1-Im Zimbabwe... Минутная пауза... 2- Pizdish! 1- Blya budu!!!
  • Twixels16.03.2011, 10:41#
    silver ti takoi clown prosto pizdec aj
    • Silver16.03.2011, 10:49#
      Please, could you suck my dick, darling?
      • Twixels16.03.2011, 10:51#
        ti slishkom visoko sebya postavil. i shutki ploskie.
  • ROH16.03.2011, 12:33#
    you can not hear
    • SlyFox16.03.2011, 12:34#
      цып цып
      • ROH16.03.2011, 12:35#
        you can not hear!

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